I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Panties = found
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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