Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
