Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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