tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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