I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
ttyl tear gas
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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