if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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