i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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