i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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