I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
