Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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