she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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