Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
