that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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