I just pynch a tree in the face
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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