Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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