Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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