True but thats because hes a fetus.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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