We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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