you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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