so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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