I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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