Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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