After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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