So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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