do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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