yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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