Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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