ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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