the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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