I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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