I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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