Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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