we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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