Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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