You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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