Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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