I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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