i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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