So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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