all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The feeling are messing with the penis
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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