Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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