haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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