Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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