just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize