There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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you will always have a special place in my vag
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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