You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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