That's intense
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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