I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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