i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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