How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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