i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
third nipple confirmed
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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