She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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