haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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