I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Will you blow on my dice?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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