Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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