if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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