Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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