He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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