I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Randomize